Don’t get me wrong – I’m usually grateful to those who grant this site and my giant fuckin’ ego an interview. But on the flip side of that coin – if conducting the interview turns into a teeth pulling task, then why even bother? Seriously, not only am I getting annoyed on the other end of the camera, but now I have to go back to the lab and try to make ice cream out of dog shit.
So, back to the scenario. I’m at the MMA Sports Expo in Atlantic City, and there’s WWE Hall of Famer Tony Atlas hustling his new book for $20. I recently read that Tony charged Jim Ross for the book. Really? Jim Ross? You’re charging one of the few guys who might be able to pull a string or two so that you can possibly get a check with the WWE stamp in the upper corner. I guess times are harder than they seem.
Back to the point – I’m at the expo and I see Tony working his gimmick. So I figure that an interview would be a great way to get the word out and intrigue more fans to shell out greenbacks. Now, I’ve been doing this interview thing for nearly 20 years, so it’s safe to say that I have my shit down right. But when I ask a question, I normally expect to get an answer….Let me rephrase that. I normally expect the answer to be somewhat remotely related to the question. I also expect the question to be genuine rather than a cheap plug to sell your shit on my airtime. When I have a camera pointing at you and a mic in my hand, that normally means that I’m in the drivers seat and I dictate the flow of the conversation and will determine when the appropriate time is for you to garage sale your shit. Apparently, not everyone attended the class for Interviews 101.
Not only has Tony Atlas had a very colorful yet controversial career, but he’s been witness to one of the most infamous murders in the business, he pissed away the prime of his career with drugs, he was supposedly on path for a run with the Intercontinental title (…guess what never happened…) and he’s got this this thing for women walking all over his face…literally. Naturally, there’s a ton to be asked…but apparently the answers are buried in his book and his lips are restricted from letting any of the juicy details slip.
So in the end – we have video of Tony Atlas being asked questions. Why not call it an interview? Well, pending on how you look at it, it might as well be a fucking infomercial. But neither here nor there – we spent some time with Tony and he points you in the right direction on where you can go to buy his book. In case you miss it, you can buy a copy of Tony Atlas – Too Much, Too Soon
Tony is a great guy and a gentle giant, but this interview is the drizzling shits. But hey, at least we have ANOTHER video showing you what gets Tony off! Check out the double dose of Tony Atlas brought to you the only way DieHard Wrestling knows how!
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Don’t get me wrong – I’m usually grateful to those who grant this site and my giant fuckin’ ego an interview. But on the flip side of that coin – if conducting the interview turns into a teeth pulling task, then why even bother? Seriously, not only am I getting annoyed on the other end of the camera, but now I have to go back to the lab and try to make ice cream out of dog shit.
So, back to the scenario. I’m at the MMA Sports Expo in Atlantic City, and there’s WWE Hall of Famer Tony Atlas hustling his new book for $20. I recently read that Tony charged Jim Ross for the book. Really? Jim Ross? You’re charging one of the few guys who might be able to pull a string or two so that you can possibly get a check with the WWE stamp in the upper corner. I guess times are harder than they seem.
Back to the point – I’m at the expo and I see Tony working his gimmick. So I figure that an interview would be a great way to get the word out and intrigue more fans to shell out greenbacks. Now, I’ve been doing this interview thing for nearly 20 years, so it’s safe to say that I have my shit down right. But when I ask a question, I normally expect to get an answer….Let me rephrase that. I normally expect the answer to be somewhat remotely related to the question. I also expect the question to be genuine rather than a cheap plug to sell your shit on my airtime. When I have a camera pointing at you and a mic in my hand, that normally means that I’m in the drivers seat and I dictate the flow of the conversation and will determine when the appropriate time is for you to garage sale your shit. Apparently, not everyone attended the class for Interviews 101.
Not only has Tony Atlas had a very colorful yet controversial career, but he’s been witness to one of the most infamous murders in the business, he pissed away the prime of his career with drugs, he was supposedly on path for a run with the Intercontinental title (…guess what never happened…) and he’s got this this thing for women walking all over his face…literally. Naturally, there’s a ton to be asked…but apparently the answers are buried in his book and his lips are restricted from letting any of the juicy details slip.
So in the end – we have video of Tony Atlas being asked questions. Why not call it an interview? Well, pending on how you look at it, it might as well be a fucking infomercial. But neither here nor there – we spent some time with Tony and he points you in the right direction on where you can go to buy his book. In case you miss it, you can buy a copy of Tony Atlas – Too Much, Too Soon
Tony is a great guy and a gentle giant, but this interview is the drizzling shits. But hey, at least we have ANOTHER video showing you what gets Tony off! Check out the double dose of Tony Atlas brought to you the only way DieHard Wrestling knows how!